Eyeless jacky!!!

before i say dis story i just wanna say WHY DUH FUCKING HELL IS THERE NO EYELESS JACK OR MASKY TROLLPASTAS!!!!!!
DO I HAS TO MKAE SOME!!!
I MEAN I'M COOL WITH IT BUT I'M JUST SAYING!!!
so i was sleeping outside in meh boat with a tent and then eyeless jacky came but since he wasn't blind he tripped on a rock and hit his head.
eyeless jacky came and smelled me butt so i hit him with duh tent and he died...
eyeless jackys ghost came and ate duh boat so i ran away like a kitty cat!!!!
eyeless fill (jacky) then died from cancer...
he's dead...
then eyeless jack told eyeless jacky YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!.